Picture of the Day: Tiger Sexting

Picture of the Day

Open Letter To Tiger Woods

Dear Mr. Tiger Woods

I know this has been a tough few weeks but I thought I could give you a little advice. First you wreck your car and then everyone finds out you are the horniest son of a bitch in the world. I don't really blame you, I really don't. You have travel around all over the world and play a sport that business execs play to get away from work. Chicks around golf tournaments are smoking hot and always wanna bang the best golfer in the world. I must tell you though the way you are handling this situation is probably just making it worse. For years you stayed away from the media and kept to yourself. Media will always make you pay for trying to just mind your own business especially when they know you're full of shit. I'm telling you dude if you tell everyone you suffer from sex addiction and go to come session. Then admit you banged all these chicks and say you will never do it again you will be so much better off. Instead you have decided to lay low and pay off everybody. You gave your wife money for her to stay and you payed of the "Uch" to shut up about all those naughty details. Right now basically you are screwed now, tabloid magazines are paying $millions to your former bitches. Your wife will probably never give it up unless you pay her some money and you know you're not good at fooling around anymore. So what to do now? Well hopefully you don't decide to quit golf and maybe you will still be able to catch Jack Nicklaus. If you leave your wife you might be able to catch Wilt Chamberlain soon enough.

Sincerely,
Brad Calhoun