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Open Letter To Tiger Woods

Dear Mr. Tiger Woods

I know this has been a tough few weeks but I thought I could give you a little advice. First you wreck your car and then everyone finds out you are the horniest son of a bitch in the world. I don't really blame you, I really don't. You have travel around all over the world and play a sport that business execs play to get away from work. Chicks around golf tournaments are smoking hot and always wanna bang the best golfer in the world. I must tell you though the way you are handling this situation is probably just making it worse. For years you stayed away from the media and kept to yourself. Media will always make you pay for trying to just mind your own business especially when they know you're full of shit. I'm telling you dude if you tell everyone you suffer from sex addiction and go to come session. Then admit you banged all these chicks and say you will never do it again you will be so much better off. Instead you have decided to lay low and pay off everybody. You gave your wife money for her to stay and you payed of the "Uch" to shut up about all those naughty details. Right now basically you are screwed now, tabloid magazines are paying $millions to your former bitches. Your wife will probably never give it up unless you pay her some money and you know you're not good at fooling around anymore. So what to do now? Well hopefully you don't decide to quit golf and maybe you will still be able to catch Jack Nicklaus. If you leave your wife you might be able to catch Wilt Chamberlain soon enough.

Sincerely,
Brad Calhoun

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Affairs

It has been one crazy week, I was listening to the ticket last Friday when the story broke on Tiger Woods latest affair. It was just a roller coaster of emotions. I thought he was dead, I thought he sucked as a driver and then I found out he was kind of a dirt bag. I really don't wanna elaborate on this too much but I won't lie I'm completely intrigued with this story. I know I know this non of my business but sometimes when a story is good a story is fucking the best thing ever. Squeaky clean minority golfer who might be the best ever is also a philandering douche bag. Tiger got married in 2004 to a fucking Swedish model. Well Tiger apparently didn't think that was good enough. First it go out that he was screwing a Australian hostess (nickname by Lex and Terry as the "Uch" Rachel Uchitel ) and some bitch who was on the VH1's Tool Academy. This morning I woke up with snow outside and didn't realize it had actually become a White Christmas. The voice mail he left on this chicks phone was released, which was just amazing. Well that is all for right now but please stay tuned.

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Let's Give This a Try

I've begun to annoy everyone I can on Facebook and slowly but surely I will do the same with twitter (twitter.com/bradcalhoun). This is really just fun place for me to not be too serious at all. I have Writings of a Mad Man strictly for politics and right now that is looking like a loss cause so until something good comes up WOAMM will be going into hiatus. This blog will be fun and full of some my favorite videos, pictures and other things that make me chuckle. Lets start this off and I know everyone is going to love this. I present to you my TOP 5 celebrity chicks. This should be fun.

#5 Elizabeth Banks- a late addition but
still hot in my book.#4. Jenna Fischer- The hot office chick

#3. Emmanuelle Chriqui- Funny name and seriously hot body
#2 Alyssa Milano- slightly nuts but
she loves baseball
and she's totally smoking
#1 Erin Andrews- Hottest sports chick since Suzy Kolber.

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